So I was just playing around on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website earlier today, and I found the 'Hate Mail (and concerned criticism)' section.  It's a treasure trove of very godlike behavior from concerned citizens who feel compelled to call the Pastafarians on the errors of their ways. Here's some of my favorites, edited for the kiddies (and when I mean edited, I mean edited.  Each change I've made for decency's sake will be italicized). -- This is just p...

It's been a long time since I've shat out an article of randumb thoughts.  Maybe it's about time.  (Maybe I'm just delaying typing the next journal entry, because I'm lazy.  But then, I'm typing this, so I don't know how accurate that portrayal would be.) -- Emmy Rossum, please make a new movie.  You're amazingly delicious to look upon, and it's been too long since Phantom of the Opera .  I know you were in that Poseidon movie, but it looked dumb, so I haven...

24 Apr 2008.  6:28pm. What is it about the empty page that has suddenly become so imposing? I've sat here staring at this blank notebook with nothing but a date and a page number written for almost an hour. What's happened? Maybe that's just it.  Nothing worth mentioning has happened since the last time I wrote in here. Boring, boring life. But at least I'm alive - I like that better than the alternatives at this point. Why do I like that better, though?  I'm ...

Gotta love those crazy Floridians. It seems as though there's a motion being put forward to make a new specialty license plate that you can purchase in the 'great' state of Florida.  Yes, that's right - rather than plastering another in your fleet of Jesus fish on the back of your car, you can slap a cross on your actual license plate. Wanna see what they're considering?  It's just glorious, let me tell you. Wow.  That's just . . . special. My issue w...

I know, I know, I know.  You're saying to yourself - What if Jesus what?  What if he wasn't the Son of God?  What if he didn't exist? No, my friends.  It's something far more sinister. What if Jesus had turned to the dark side of the force? -- I'll just let that sink in for a minute there. ... Okay?  Properly sunk in? Here's what I think would've happened.  He would have become like Caesar's right-hand man, you know?  Like...