Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.

Yeah, man.  Rant on.

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18 Apr 2008.  11:42am.

As much as I missed my Mediterranean, I'll tell you what I didn't miss -

Pervy McPervington.

Perhaps my repeated use of this nickname for him is childish and rude, but it fits him on both levels so well:

  1. He's childish and rude, so turnabout is the fairest kind of play; and
  2. He's a total, one-hundred-per-cent pervert.

After a week away from him, I started to rationalize away the odious feelings I have for him.  I thought, maybe I'm just seeing him as annoying.  Perhaps he's okay after all.

How wrong can a person be?

Is it like a scale from one to one hundred?  Is it a semicircle of 180 degrees from 'right' to 'wrong'?

Or is it like an exponentially increasing integer that always approaches infinity?

I think it's the last one, and that's about how wrong I was.

He's as annoying as he ever was, and then some.  As I'm trying to sleep after my restless journey back from Madrid, for example, what does he start listening to at full blast?

RICK ASTLEY.

Now that's a murder-able offense in and of itself, but I was so tired.  So very, very tired.

That, and he says stuff in annoying, high voices for no reason.  He'll be sitting on his bed playing a pirated game on his computer and I'll hear him bellow out 'Propera parada!'  Or every night as I get ready for bed, he whines, 'Bedtime for Braeden . . .'

Guess what?  I know it's bedtime.  I'm the one who's putting on my pajamas, idiot.

It just makes me leave a lot more than I used to.  I roam the streets like a phantom.

Don't even get me going on the whole staying up until 4:30am watching the Jazz game streaming over the Internet, cackling like an old hag.

Arrrgh.


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on May 09, 2008


You were just a waste of sperm
They way you look
Makes my stomach turn
The way you think
Is no way at all

God you really think you have balls

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do

You walk around like a f***ing dick
And everytime you're near
You know I get real sick

You're so stupid
There's nothing in your head
God how I wish that you were dead

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do


Slayer covering Verbal Abuse, 'I Hate You'.

Not a Slayer fan, but the sentiment works.
on May 09, 2008

ha ha.  So you're not a big fan of the Rick roll?  My sister still loves Rick Astley but she lives in Ohio and I don't have to listen to it.  Tell him to invest in a set of headphones if he wants to survive. 

on May 09, 2008
Thanks for the commiseration, ladies.

Any chance of getting a different roomie? He makes my skin crawl. Bleh!


Nope, but it's only another month and a half. I can deal. I just go to my zen place.

So you're not a big fan of the Rick roll?


The fact that his music has not been erased from the public knowledge is a travesty to music worldwide.

At any rate - stay tuned after the weekend for a new story, this time involving . . .

A beautiful girl . . .

And a guitar.

The perfectly hot combination.
on May 09, 2008
He sounds like a douche.
on May 09, 2008

You were pajamas?

on May 09, 2008

Why can't I edit?

It should read..

YOU WEAR PAJAMAS?

on May 09, 2008
YOU WEAR PAJAMAS?


Umm . . . it's a t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts.

But yes, I refer to them as my pajamas. (What can I say? At heart, I'm an old man.)
on May 09, 2008

At heart, I'm an old man

You definitely have the patience of an old man. I'm surprised physical harm hasn't happen to Pervy especially at playing music full blast while you were trying to sleep. Rick Astley or not.

BTW .. I think Pervy likes you as his roommate. I heard him singing Never Gonna Give You Up. 

on May 09, 2008
Umm . . . it's a t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts.


hahahaha.

Ya didn't get it? See you post all this stuff about your weird room mate, mention in passing wearing pajamas...and I respond to the not pertinent information....almost like not reading/hearing the other stuff.

Imagine it dead pan.

Pfft...

It was really funny in my head.  
on May 09, 2008
Ya didn't get it? See you post all this stuff about your weird room mate, mention in passing wearing pajamas...and I respond to the not pertinent information....almost like not reading/hearing the other stuff.


I kinda did the same thing when I was reading it. I was like, "Pervy is a dick", "Pervy is an ass" , "Pervy is a .. San Cho wears pajamas?" Like that what is all that mattered.   
on May 09, 2008
I kinda did the same thing when I was reading it. I was like, "Pervy is a dick", "Pervy is an ass" , "Pervy is a .. San Cho wears pajamas?" Like that what is all that mattered


HAHAHAHA

That's MUCH funnier....thanks...exactly what I was thinkin.
on May 09, 2008

I would have thrown him out the window as soon as he started his Rick Astley torture.  Man, you have a lot of patience.  Make him walk the plank, arrrgghh...

on May 09, 2008

Your Pervy McPervington might make a good match with my Slutsky McSlutskerton...she's a gal I know of.

Seriously, though, this guy sounds like a moron.  Hope you get plenty of opportunities to be away from him.

on May 10, 2008

Why dont you just kill the bastard and do the world a favor?     (cast0r bean seeds work well, im told.)

on May 10, 2008
Your luck sounds like mine. Seems I always get stuck with the nimrod.
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