Wow, there's something about being a Mormon that makes you want to bash Huckabee huh? You, Mitt, and the rest of the Mormon church have some innate desire to get this guy. Joseph Smith must have read that on the golden plates from his hat huh?

Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-da

Thanks to Cedarbird for the inspiration for this article. The "Religion" section on this site really needs a sub-heading for "Humor".

Wallace: Go suck your own wank, buddy.

SanChonino: Nice comeback, wow that was clever. It appears you don't completely agree with what I wrote. And yet you display your abhorrence to what I write with something intellectual yet eloquent. Bravo!!

I save my clever comebacks for people that rate them. You're just a trolling asshole that can go suck on your own wank.

Well then, I give your original comeback an 8.5, it was well thought out but lacked that certain flair...

There's your rating....

Now do I get your good stuff, or do I have to keep pulling South Park quotes on you....lame....not cool.....

You need to stop repressing your feelings about Huckabee. Holding it inside like this is bad for you.

do I have to keep pulling South Park

You call it "South Park"?

Pull away, but please don't post any pictures.

EwwwwTube, anyone?

Wallace: your ineptitude with common, twenty-first century vernacular would be laughable, if it wasn't so pathetic.

You're like an annoying asspimple every time you come around these parts - sorta bothersome, but we all know you'll be gone again in a day or two.

Gene: holding my true feelings inside is far more fun.

Whip: hate to mention it, but Rudy's been almost invisible lately. . .

Truth be told, nobody impresses me much on either side of the aisle. There's a list of candidates I DON'T want (Hillary, Edwards, Giuliani), but the rest of the pool pretty much suck equally. Paul's the best of a poor lot, but I'll readily concede even he is my choice as a "lesser of several evils" candidate.

Found some new poll info from the Des Moines Register, thought you might like it.

"Among Republicans, Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor, had the backing of 32 percent of those surveyed, and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney had 26 percent"

I think all the negative ads have taken a toll against Mitt.

And Rudy is invisible in Iowa and NH on purpose Chones, he's been spending time in the big states.

And I'm surprised with you LW, I didn't think the pot man was for Rudy, I thought you more of a Ron Paul person.

And yes Gene, the quotes I talk about was from the Mormon and Awesomo episodes.....if you haven’t seen the Mormon one, you're deprived.....have to see it man, it sums up Mormons pretty well.

For the record, Wallace: I can't stand Mitt Romney. He's one of my least favorite candidates in the entire Republican running.

But I like Huckabee even less.

And people act like he's the second coming of Jesus into politics.

Ron Paul would never get my vote, part of my vote goes to who won't force a RIF. I work for the DoD, and this guy will compromise our security. Best three for national security would be Rudy, McCain, and Huckabee, not necessarily in that order. And National Security is not just strengthening our borders, but also in our oversees efforts. We always need to be a selective engagement country.

Nice that a prolifer refuses to vote for a prolife candidate! Ron Paul is EASILY the most staunch opponent of Roe V. Wade, which I thought was important to the religious right. Guess not.

Ron Paul will not compromise our security. If anything, by disengaging us from every conflict around the globe, he will improve it, as the troops we DO have will be stationed within our borders and capable of performing tasks like, I don't know, DEFENDING them against the drug lords that currently control our southern flank!

Almost as funny as the Mormon not liking the Mormon candidate...

Gid, I hate to insult you without knowing your background, but if you really believe that bringing our troops home will improve national security, you need a history lesson, and an idea on who we're fighting. I'm now curious however, what do you propose we do with our military when we bring them home in a large mass? And how will this improve our southern border? And why do you disagree with every military advisor and 3 letter orgs in this country? Hint: Look up the dozens of terrorist attacks in the mid 90's against the US. Selective engagement has been, and must be our method of national security. Our economy depends on it.

Ron Paul is not running for the Republican party, he's an independent at best. He's a web libertarian darling, with some Hillary dangerous ideas.

Do you know what SOUTHCOM does Gid? Just another hint...And no you wont find the answer on Wiki.

Wallace, we've never met, so hi. Now that the niceties are complete, let's discuss your idiocy. First, when San Chonino says that you don't rate a comeback, it doesn't mean you give him a rating for it. It means your not worthy of one. Second, the only reason anyone would pick Huckabee as president of the United States is if they really, really hated everyone in the world and wanted to make not only their own life, but other lives (namely the whole nation) completely and utterly miserable.

Please go away.

Forgot to respond to Gid's point:

"Nice that a prolifer refuses to vote for a prolife candidate! Ron Paul is EASILY the most staunch opponent of Roe V. Wade, which I thought was important to the religious right. Guess not."

Wow Gid....what's your point? Because I'm not goint to vote for Paul I'm pro abortion....kind of a stretch....

last I checked, Rudy was the only real pro-death advocate....Huckabee has always been pro-life, Mitt had a revelation and has changed, Fred's kind of screwy. My point is Ron Paul isn’t the only guy running who is pro-life....but you knew that. So my follow up question is...What's your point?