Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; fundies just out to save me . . .
Published on January 31, 2007 By SanChonino In Music
I stumbled upon this website this morning, Love God's Way. Now, I'm not one to get mad at Christian fundamentalists who put up websites to promote their message, but this one specifically made me laugh.

These people are super-anti-gay. I mean, super. Want proof? The "minister" of this "church" has a "band" (all of these hypothetical statements). Their best song is a little ditty they call "God Hates Fags". (You want to see the video of this atrocity? Check it out here.)

What the hell? You call this a ministry? You call this "Love God's Way"? What happened to "love the sinner, hate the sin"? From them, I'm getting more of a "hate the sinner, wish I could perform the sin".

I thought this was a joke. I really don't anymore. They seem dead-frakking serious about this. From their own mission statement:

Quite simply, it has become apparent that the Moral Majority has crumbled and lost the Way. If not obvious in the Corruption and Scandal in our Republican party, then one does not have to turn far to see the Abuses and Indiscretions espoused by our church leaders. Join Us in or efforts to rebuild the Moral Majority.

And if just spreading their message of hate isn't enough, they've got a hefty list of "Gay Bands" and "Safe Bands". Wanna see some of the winners of the "Gay Bands" Award? (Keep in mind, this is nowhere near all the list, just some of them that stuck out to me.)

Bjork
The Grateful Dead
The Doors
Phish
Queen
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Depeche Mode
Kansas
John Mayer
Barry Manilow
Nirvana
The Killers
Motorhead
Frank Sinatra
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco


What the HELL?!?!? Barry Manilow will make you gay? Nirvana will make you gay? SINATRA will make you gay? Get a life, you fag-haters. Wanna see some of the "Safe Bands"? (This list is much, much shorter.)

Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson


I take it back. That's the WHOLE. DAMN. LIST. Wow, what choices.

My message for the "Love God's Way" minister? You suck. As a person, and as a singer. Your music sucks ass. I'd rather pluck my eyeballs out with a STRAW than listen you your rancid hate.

Go to hell. I'm sure you'll hang out with all your "Gay Bands" down there.

Don't diss my Bjork. I love that crazy lil' chick.

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on Jan 31, 2007


Thank you, Baker, for the investigative reporting! I figured it had to be the case. And . . . I think it proves the point that this is not a joke. He is dead serious in his God Hates Fags song . . . and I think that's hillarious.
on Jan 31, 2007
Okay, I went and had a look at the site. This guy Donnie is a nutcase of the first order. Oscar Wilde is a 'reformed' homosexual. What a laugh. And his rant about Google conspiring against him is just too funny. This guy ought to give up being a minister and become a comedian. Oh, and he can't figure out why MySpace took both his personal and band site down, as if preaching hate is not a bad thing... For a 'reformed homosexual', he sure still likes getting into s*#t, doesn't he?.
on Jan 31, 2007
Not just a "bad" thing, but illegal in some countries, notably Canada. They are covering their asses to prevent people like him from bringing the hammer down on them.
on Jan 31, 2007
They are covering their asses


If this was an unintentional pun, it was a beauty
on Jan 31, 2007
A silly and terrible list.

Oops they forgot T-Rex.       
on Jan 31, 2007
Either he's adding to the list while we are talking about it, or I didn't scroll down before. It's hilarious that he has "Eminmen" (sic), considering Eminem caught hell for talking down gay people in his music. According to GLAAD:

"Eminem's lyrics do more than glorify violence against lesbians, gay men, transgender people and women -- they also give permission for young people to abuse and harass people who are "different," numbing them to the damaging impact of homophobia and misogyny.


I just about crapped my pants when I saw "Ted Nugent (loincloth)" which, I suppose makes both Tarzan and Tanto gay.
on Jan 31, 2007
So, in other words, any entertainers that gave him a stiffy when he was gay are gay bands. I am still shaking my head at Cyndi Lauper's inclusion on the "safe" list, though.
on Jan 31, 2007
GEEZ, I've loved the Grateful Dead for many years and I'm just now finding out that I'm gay? Ack! I've never even sucked a dick but the Grateful Dead have made me gay!

Where's my lawyer?
on Feb 01, 2007
Where's my lawyer?


!


I am still shaking my head at Cyndi Lauper's inclusion on the "safe" list, though.


Hey Cyndi was on my list as a teen!
on Feb 01, 2007
Cyndi was on my list as a teen!


Yeah, but she is popular with the gay crowd . . .
on Feb 01, 2007
For a 'reformed homosexual', he sure still likes getting into s*#t, doesn't he?.


he just went from literal fu*king to figuratively f*cking.

and i think some people might be having some fun with this guy putting the dolls on the straight list and sinatra on the gay list (he was the womanizing "rat pack" leader after all). on his site he admits to not knowing anything about a lot of the bands...and some a re probably taking advantage of him to further his foolish look.

maybe i'll drop him a note and tell him that ummmmm, i dunno, ummmmmm...merle haggard will turn ya gay cause if you play parts of "okie from meskokee" backwards, it describes his desire to ride the hershey highway, lol
on Feb 01, 2007
Loincloth!!!
on Feb 01, 2007
As an off topic aside, Barry Manilow wrote "Mandy" about his dog.




since mandy "came and gave without takin" does that mean that mandy was the pitcher in the relationship? lol

and since he "sent her away" does that mean barry put his dog to sleep cause the dog wouldn't let him be a top every once in a while?

that barry is one cruel SOB! lol
on Feb 01, 2007
I just finished watching the video again, and I can't decide . . .

Does this guy really mean any of this?

Or is this one of the most elaborate online jokes I've ever seen?
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