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SanChonino's Articles In Humor
April 6, 2006 by SanChonino
I've been asked by many friends over the last few months what exactly the name "San Chonino" means. I remember when I first started reading BlueDev's blog (being the stupid younger brother that I am) it took me forever to figure out what the name meant. So I thought I'd share the origins of the name. As some of you know, I served a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in New Mexico. That's where I learned Spanish and fell in love with the culture and the beautiful c...
April 6, 2006 by SanChonino
I've been asked by many friends over the last few months what exactly the name "San Chonino" means. I remember when I first started reading BlueDev's blog (being the stupid younger brother that I am) it took me forever to figure out what the name meant. So I thought I'd share the origins of the name. As some of you know, I served a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in New Mexico. That's where I learned Spanish and fell in love with the culture and the beautiful c...
April 10, 2006 by SanChonino
I thought that I'd share the story of my ex-girlfriend here, just for fun. I'm not bitter; it happened too long ago for me to really care anymore, but it is a funny story, so here goes . . . I met her back in 2002, when I first got to college. We lived in the same dorm, and I fell for her super-fast. We had a lot of fun; I cared a lot about this girl, and she cared a lot about me. But things were great for the few months that we spent together. Then, I was getting ready to leave on my...
April 10, 2006 by SanChonino
I thought that I'd share the story of my ex-girlfriend here, just for fun. I'm not bitter; it happened too long ago for me to really care anymore, but it is a funny story, so here goes . . . I met her back in 2002, when I first got to college. We lived in the same dorm, and I fell for her super-fast. We had a lot of fun; I cared a lot about this girl, and she cared a lot about me. But things were great for the few months that we spent together. Then, I was getting ready to leave on my...
October 26, 2006 by SanChonino
For those of you who may or may not remember, many months ago I started a list of THINGS THAT MUST GO, or things that have really gotten on my nerves lately. (For those who would like to read the first installment, follow the yellow brick link .) So here it is, everyone – a new installment of the ever-growing list, Things That Must Go! (You know, there is some sick pleasure in ranting, and it’s been quite a while since I’ve added to my list.) So here they are, the most recent things that...
October 26, 2006 by SanChonino
For those of you who may or may not remember, many months ago I started a list of THINGS THAT MUST GO, or things that have really gotten on my nerves lately. (For those who would like to read the first installment, follow the yellow brick link .) So here it is, everyone – a new installment of the ever-growing list, Things That Must Go! (You know, there is some sick pleasure in ranting, and it’s been quite a while since I’ve added to my list.) So here they are, the most recent things that...
August 22, 2006 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the website Albino Black Sheep , but I find it to be one of the funnier websites out there. Not all of the flash files there are great, but a good deal are worth the couple minutes it takes to download them. One nice thing, is unlike that gay "E Baum's World", this isn't pirated crap. This is stuff specifically made by designers on the site for the site. The newest toon, Newsbleat , is a total laugh. It's a flash take on a news program...
August 22, 2006 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the website Albino Black Sheep , but I find it to be one of the funnier websites out there. Not all of the flash files there are great, but a good deal are worth the couple minutes it takes to download them. One nice thing, is unlike that gay "E Baum's World", this isn't pirated crap. This is stuff specifically made by designers on the site for the site. The newest toon, Newsbleat , is a total laugh. It's a flash take on a news program...
July 23, 2006 by SanChonino
Here in Utah, we celebrate the 24th of July, in memory of when the first pioneers first wheeled their wagons into the Salt Lake valley. Consequently, this is a really big holiday around these parts - fireworks, parades, the whole kit 'n kaboodle. (That the right spelling, BlueDev? ) This year, I had an opportunity to be a clown in the parade here in my hometown of Bountiful. It's the second-biggest parade in the state, and it's pretty rockin'. I didn't think I was going to be getti...
July 23, 2006 by SanChonino
Here in Utah, we celebrate the 24th of July, in memory of when the first pioneers first wheeled their wagons into the Salt Lake valley. Consequently, this is a really big holiday around these parts - fireworks, parades, the whole kit 'n kaboodle. (That the right spelling, BlueDev? ) This year, I had an opportunity to be a clown in the parade here in my hometown of Bountiful. It's the second-biggest parade in the state, and it's pretty rockin'. I didn't think I was going to be getti...
May 3, 2006 by SanChonino
There's a radio station here in Utah that every other Wednesday has a feature called "Things That Must Go". It's a list of things that their listeners send in to gripe about, and they read them on the air. This morning, as I was studying (read: trying in vain to study) for today's final, I listened to their list, and was inspired. So here goes, my list of THINGS THAT MUST GO!!!!! -College textbook buyback hassles. You spend weeks trying to find a copy of the book before the semester s...
May 3, 2006 by SanChonino
There's a radio station here in Utah that every other Wednesday has a feature called "Things That Must Go". It's a list of things that their listeners send in to gripe about, and they read them on the air. This morning, as I was studying (read: trying in vain to study) for today's final, I listened to their list, and was inspired. So here goes, my list of THINGS THAT MUST GO!!!!! -College textbook buyback hassles. You spend weeks trying to find a copy of the book before the semester s...
November 3, 2008 by SanChonino
A collection of my thoughts over the past few days, elucidated for mass consumption: I'm so beyond ready for this election season to be over. I'm tired of the scraggly old fart and the smooth, slippery young dude. I'm sick of the hairplugs and caribou Barbie. I'm done with the constant noise, noise, noise, noise. Call me the Presidential Politics Grinch, but I'm ready for it all to grind to a screeching halt. Once the election is over, I wonder how long before the ethers of the '...
November 3, 2008 by SanChonino
A collection of my thoughts over the past few days, elucidated for mass consumption: I'm so beyond ready for this election season to be over. I'm tired of the scraggly old fart and the smooth, slippery young dude. I'm sick of the hairplugs and caribou Barbie. I'm done with the constant noise, noise, noise, noise. Call me the Presidential Politics Grinch, but I'm ready for it all to grind to a screeching halt. Once the election is over, I wonder how long before the ethers of the '...
October 28, 2008 by SanChonino
A PARENTHETICAL, DIGRESSION-FILLED TALE I've worked really hard at maintaining a rather sizable list of nemeses over the years, and many of them are my enemies without even knowing it. (Funny story - my arch-nemesis and number one rival is actually Rachel Ray, and I don't even think I need to tell you why. However, if you want to know more, either e-mail me or ask in the comments. Maybe I'll divulge the story someday.) However, one who knows for a fact he's on my pooplist is Bill O'Re...