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July 8, 2007 by SanChonino
Now, I'll be the first one to congratulate Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series and what they've done to incarcerate (see, Col., that's how you use that word) evil, vile men. I'm glad they do what they do, and I'm grateful for the group that they work with to bring those bastards to justice.

However, I'm not above making fun of things or finding ridicule. So, without further ado, a very funny parody of those "To Catch a Predator" things, with a dog as the perp.



Man, gotta love tha...
July 8, 2007 by SanChonino
Now, I'll be the first one to congratulate Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series and what they've done to incarcerate (see, Col., that's how you use that word) evil, vile men. I'm glad they do what they do, and I'm grateful for the group that they work with to bring those bastards to justice.

However, I'm not above making fun of things or finding ridicule. So, without further ado, a very funny parody of those "To Catch a Predator" things, with a dog as the perp.



Man, gotta love tha...
June 15, 2007 by SanChonino
Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show.



The name itself is enough to strike fear into the hearts of internet surfers everywhere.



I love you, Kiko, and your guests, Pereontorogist Lick Poop and Chief Itchy Balls.



We're all juicy inside, after all.

LOL
June 15, 2007 by SanChonino
Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show.



The name itself is enough to strike fear into the hearts of internet surfers everywhere.



I love you, Kiko, and your guests, Pereontorogist Lick Poop and Chief Itchy Balls.



We're all juicy inside, after all.

LOL
April 12, 2007 by SanChonino
I know, I know, these articles never get me any replies, and I don't think anyone has the twisted sense of humor I know and love so well.

But this video is just huggin' brilliant.



Just make the damn pancake already.
April 12, 2007 by SanChonino
I know, I know, these articles never get me any replies, and I don't think anyone has the twisted sense of humor I know and love so well.

But this video is just huggin' brilliant.



Just make the damn pancake already.
March 26, 2007 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the consummate webcomic Toothpaste for Dinner. Those of you who have been victim to my spamming of your threads with ugly (but hilarious) drawings, they're usually from him (or his wife, the incomparable Natalie Dee). But they've both taken to posting new videoblogs on YouTube, singlehandedly justifying the existence of that otherwise superfluous site.

But by far the funniest ones that Drew has made are his "Dr. Synthesizer" bits, where he pl...
March 26, 2007 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the consummate webcomic Toothpaste for Dinner. Those of you who have been victim to my spamming of your threads with ugly (but hilarious) drawings, they're usually from him (or his wife, the incomparable Natalie Dee). But they've both taken to posting new videoblogs on YouTube, singlehandedly justifying the existence of that otherwise superfluous site.

But by far the funniest ones that Drew has made are his "Dr. Synthesizer" bits, where he pl...
October 26, 2006 by SanChonino
For those of you who may or may not remember, many months ago I started a list of THINGS THAT MUST GO, or things that have really gotten on my nerves lately. (For those who would like to read the first installment, follow the yellow brick link.) So here it is, everyone – a new installment of the ever-growing list, Things That Must Go! (You know, there is some sick pleasure in ranting, and it’s been quite a while since I’ve added to my list.) So here they are, the most recent things that have...
October 26, 2006 by SanChonino
For those of you who may or may not remember, many months ago I started a list of THINGS THAT MUST GO, or things that have really gotten on my nerves lately. (For those who would like to read the first installment, follow the yellow brick link.) So here it is, everyone – a new installment of the ever-growing list, Things That Must Go! (You know, there is some sick pleasure in ranting, and it’s been quite a while since I’ve added to my list.) So here they are, the most recent things that have...
August 22, 2006 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the website Albino Black Sheep, but I find it to be one of the funnier websites out there. Not all of the flash files there are great, but a good deal are worth the couple minutes it takes to download them.

One nice thing, is unlike that gay "E Baum's World", this isn't pirated crap. This is stuff specifically made by designers on the site for the site.

The newest toon, Newsbleat, is a total laugh. It's a flash take on a news program, and i...
August 22, 2006 by SanChonino
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the website Albino Black Sheep, but I find it to be one of the funnier websites out there. Not all of the flash files there are great, but a good deal are worth the couple minutes it takes to download them.

One nice thing, is unlike that gay "E Baum's World", this isn't pirated crap. This is stuff specifically made by designers on the site for the site.

The newest toon, Newsbleat, is a total laugh. It's a flash take on a news program, and i...
July 23, 2006 by SanChonino
Here in Utah, we celebrate the 24th of July, in memory of when the first pioneers first wheeled their wagons into the Salt Lake valley. Consequently, this is a really big holiday around these parts - fireworks, parades, the whole kit 'n kaboodle. (That the right spelling, BlueDev? )

This year, I had an opportunity to be a clown in the parade here in my hometown of Bountiful. It's the second-biggest parade in the state, and it's pretty rockin'.

I didn't think I was going to be getting o...
July 23, 2006 by SanChonino
Here in Utah, we celebrate the 24th of July, in memory of when the first pioneers first wheeled their wagons into the Salt Lake valley. Consequently, this is a really big holiday around these parts - fireworks, parades, the whole kit 'n kaboodle. (That the right spelling, BlueDev? )

This year, I had an opportunity to be a clown in the parade here in my hometown of Bountiful. It's the second-biggest parade in the state, and it's pretty rockin'.

I didn't think I was going to be getting o...
May 3, 2006 by SanChonino
There's a radio station here in Utah that every other Wednesday has a feature called "Things That Must Go". It's a list of things that their listeners send in to gripe about, and they read them on the air. This morning, as I was studying (read: trying in vain to study) for today's final, I listened to their list, and was inspired. So here goes, my list of THINGS THAT MUST GO!!!!!

-College textbook buyback hassles. You spend weeks trying to find a copy of the book before the semester star...