I don't know how many of you are familiar with the greatest of MMORPGs, Kingdom of Loathing . It's been a while since I'd played, and I'd lost all my old accounts because it had been sixty days since I'd signed in. So I created a new account, sad to have lost all my efforts on my old ones, but glad to play the game again. Because it's a new character with almost no stuff still, my meat (the money of the KoL universe) is pretty low. But as I was adventuring in the Sleazy Back Alley, som...