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The Suck!™
Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
I've become a woman!
or; adventures in Kingdom of Loathing.
Published on October 5, 2007 By
SanChonino
In
MMORPG
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the greatest of MMORPGs,
Kingdom of Loathing
. It's been a while since I'd played, and I'd lost all my old accounts because it had been sixty days since I'd signed in.
So I created a new account, sad to have lost all my efforts on my old ones, but glad to play the game again. Because it's a new character with almost no stuff still, my meat (the money of the KoL universe) is pretty low. But as I was adventuring in the Sleazy Back Alley, some doctor took 500 of my meat and changed my male Disco Bandit, Fatty Muffins, into a FEMALE!
Yeah, I'm a girl now.
And, after kvetching in the chat feature of the game, someone sent me 550 meat, so I could be a guy again!
Now, the great dilemma: waste adventures in the Sleazy Back Alley until I can undo my castration, or pocket the meat, stay a chick, and continue on my quests?
Such difficult decisions.
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Comments
1
Zoologist03
on Oct 05, 2007
I played that for a bit...but I believe my account has long since died. It's strange, but fun.
~Zoo
2
Locamama
on Oct 05, 2007
Why is being a guy worth more than being a girl? It sounds like a sexist game to me. Can you take away a girl's girlhood and she has to buy it back? The feminist in me is wondering. Not that the video game world with all woman in double D's isn't already sexist enough.
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SanChonino
on Oct 05, 2007
Why is being a guy worth more than being a girl?
It's not; the operation is performed on both sexes (and costs the same). That's why I may try to get that adventure again and be a guy again, but who knows? I'm probably far too lazy.
Besides, it was my own fault, I clicked the button to change my sex, mostly just for fun. It was entirely optional.
And worth it.
And PS: When all the characters look like this:
I doubt there's much of a worry over double D's.
4
MasonM
on Oct 05, 2007
From the title I thought you'd been to Sweden
5
SanChonino
on Oct 05, 2007
I thought you'd been to Sweden
I haven't been, but Fatty Muffins, my Disco Bandit, certainly has . . .
6
dynamaso
on Oct 08, 2007
Nah, stay a woman and see how much fun you have.
7
Emperor_Seth
on Dec 02, 2007
Kingdom of Loathing. It's been a while since I'd played, and I'd lost all my old accounts because it had been sixty days since I'd signed in.
So I created a new account, sad to have lost all my efforts on my old ones, but glad to play the game again. Because it's a new character with almost no stuff still, my meat (the money of the KoL universe) is pretty low. But as I was adventuring in the Sleazy Back Alley, some doctor took 500 of my meat and changed my male Disco Bandit, Fatty Muffins, into a FEMALE!
Yeah, I'm a girl now.
And, after kvetching in the chat feature of the game, someone sent me 550 meat, so I could be a guy again!
Now, the great dilemma: waste adventures in the Sleazy Back Alley until I can undo my castration, or pocket the meat, stay a chick, and continue on my quests?
Such difficult decisions.
I think the docters might have mistaken you for a paitent that was soposed to have a gender change or somthing.
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