Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; more President Bush quotes.
Published on January 27, 2008 By SanChonino In Republican
Recently I posted an article full of Bush "aphorisms" that came from a calendar my mother had given me for Christmas. Since then, there have been more hilarious and sad quotes from our Commander-in-Chief. So I thought I'd share some more on a slow Sunday morning . . .

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."
--Washington, D.C., January 21 2003

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office -- I love to bring people into the Oval Office -- right around the corner from here -- and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."
--Washington, D.C., Janary 2004

"The War on Terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
--Grand Rapids, Michigan, January 29, 2003

"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."
--Charleston, West Virginia, January 27, 2002

But by far my favorite from this batch of goodies:

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
--Nashua, New Hampshire, January 2000

Only 359 days left, kiddos.

on Jan 27, 2008

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Ah yes...especially when your food cannon is malfunctioning.


on Jan 27, 2008

Take that, establishment. Suffer in the face of our rock.
on Jan 28, 2008
Some more excellent ones bro.  And congrats on another feature!
on Jan 28, 2008
Yay for being number six!!!! THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER WHICH IS WHY I AM IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WITH NO PUNCTUATION. That's how excited I am for you.
on Jan 29, 2008
The guy sure has a way with words. It's probably why Osama and others are really up in arms with us. They probably get headaches when his voice ecos thru their tunnels with such bad language.
on Jan 29, 2008
Congrats on the feature BTW.
on Jan 29, 2008
Thanks for the comments, guys, and thanks for the feature, PTB!
on Jan 31, 2008
Yes, well done on the feature, mate. The quotes are just hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

BTW, what is going on with those kids and the band?