Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; you're all idiots.
Published on November 29, 2007 By SanChonino In Misc
Just non-thinking (posting without reading, editing, etc. first), since it's almost more fun that way -

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A god (small "g") who would automatically damn his children without any hope of redemption is an asshole. (Thus the small "g".) A God who truly loves his children would provide a way for EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of them to come back to him. Whether they do or not is up to them, but it doesn't change the fact that the opportunity is there for everyone.

Thoughts to the contrary are elitist, filled with spite and hate, and fly in the face of Jesus' teachings. If you want me to prove this scripturally, go shove a pineapple up your butt. I'd use scriptures that you'd consider "untrue" and "heretical" and I'm not in the mood to fight with you retards.

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There's something charming about a keyboard that's been typed on so much that the letters have rubbed off, and only your own memory of where the keys are supposed to be will make it possible for you to type.

I don't know why I think of that as charming, I just do. Whatever.

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I've been totally nonplussed by most of the interactions going on here lately, people. You're boring.

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The boredom that I've felt has, however, resulted in a couple of (I think good) album reviews, and more to come. (Because frankly, I care more about the music than the majority of you retards.) Go read them here, if you want. If you don't, whatever.

To quote George Lass: "I excel at not giving a shit."

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I was going to post another mean article, because I thought I had it on my thumb drive. No dice. Guess I'll post it this afternoon when I get home. Then you'll all hate me.

Well, not all of you. Not the cool people (like all the folks I mentioned in my Thanksgiving article). But the rest of you, hate away - because I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. And that, my friends, is liberation. (Or could it be libation?)

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Hame hovit.

Comments
on Nov 29, 2007
Nothing engenders hatred faster than condescension.
on Nov 29, 2007
I've been totally nonplussed by most of the interactions going on here lately, people. You're boring.


Oh, yeah? So's your old man!

Ha! Take that!



on Nov 29, 2007
My phone has all the numbers rubbed off too. I like it that way.

Not the cool people (like all the folks I mentioned in my Thanksgiving article


Now, I have to find the Thanksgiving article to see if I qualify as one of the cool people. What am I talking about - I KNOW I'm one of the cool people even if you don't.   
on Nov 29, 2007
Hey, thanks for getting me addicted to Toothpaste for Dinner. Man, there's a cartoon for every situation there. Too bad the search isn't working.
on Nov 29, 2007
Now, I have to find the Thanksgiving article to see if I qualify as one of the cool people.


Yeah, this is how I ended up there, too.

Welcome to the ranks of the uncool, Loca. You'll learn to like it here. Besides, I'm sure you'll look cute with glasses taped together across the bridge of your nose.

I can get you a good deal on pocket protectors, too, if you need those.
on Nov 29, 2007
! Just the way I feel today Braeden thx! And yea, I didn't read your crappy thansgivee thingee yet...I've been burdened by crap and slow to read a few of my favs lately. And if you didn't mention me ur not getting anything for Christmas! take that! ! O and I have not looked at your reviews yet, I have not the foggiest about the ones you write but plan on reading them anyway. So there! Now I'm going to go see who else I can sling mud at!!
on Nov 29, 2007
Thoughts to the contrary are elitist, filled with spite and hate, and fly in the face of Jesus' teachings


And just about any other benevolent deity you care to name. Well said, my friend, very well said indeed.

been typed on so much that the letters have rubbed off,


I like worn things. They're comfortable, cool and individual. Just like my wife ::

To quote George Lass: "I excel at not giving a shit."


Or 'I could be apathetic if I actually gave a shit'.

on Nov 30, 2007

First off, your recent reviews have really been great.  Strong work there.

I look forward to this angry, mean post.  Better not be mean about me.  I know where you live.