"Hello?"

-loud booming voice- "Hello."

"Who is this?"

"God. I called to answer one question for you."

"I see."

"Since I have done so, I am hanging up now." -click-

"... crumbs."

I don't know that I'm capable of being that philosophical this morning.  I didn't want to blow one of your posts off though.  Okay, I guess I would ask if there is ultimate justice for all humans?   To elaborate would cause me to ask more questions so I'll leave it at that. 

"What do you want me to do next?

That's a question I think a lot of people would want to ask . . .



Very pensive, and very good.

These are both very similar to my second idea of what I'd want to ask. My first, of course, had to do with my future - all those juicy details I'm dying to know. But just like it sucks to ruin the end of a book or movie by hearing the denouement before enjoying the meat of the story, I decided I'm better not knowing what's in my future. (Although it would be kinda nice to know if there's a girl in my future anytime soon . . . it's been far too long. )

Then, as I explained, my second idea would be what I should do. And then I realized that I already kinda know what he wants me to do with my life, and we're actually pretty good on that account. He's already let me know the answer to that question, so asking again would be a)redundant, and b)a waste of a good question.

The third thought I had was, Well, maybe I'll ask some deep doctrinal question about the gospel and all that jazz - like, how do all those inhabitants of all those other worlds ('cuz let's be honest, people - thinking that God created all this universe just for our stupid little sucky planet is pretty selfish and predictable. Of course there's life - God's children - on other planets, too. To think otherwise is utterly self-centered and foolhardy) get saved? Because if WE need Jesus, and his sacrifice is as all-encompassing as that one book says, then how are THEY saved? Do they have prophets, etc. who tell them that some bloke died on another planet for them, or does Jesus (paraphrasing Ock in another article) take the whole show on the road and go say hi to those other peoples?

But then I realized that, given the circumstances, I wouldn't really ask anything that deep. And that's when the flash of inspiration came - I knew exactly what I'd ask.

"So, God, I know you designed these bodies and all, but why do we, as humans, grow nose and ear hair? I mean, come on, that's pretty sick, man."

"If a train leaves New York for Los Angeles at 3:00pm at 50 miles per hour, and another train on the same track is heading east from Los Angeles to New York at 34 miles per hour, leaving at 4:00pm, when will the Tribulation start?"

"Soon."

"Crumbs again!"

! Aw lame ass jokes!!


Interesting blog Braeden! I've been thinking about it and I can't think of a very philosophical question that everyone would like to know. I've tried and tried...

However, there's one question that I would like to know for myself...."Why am I here?" I'm not talking the oh, you're a mom, and you haven't found your destinity yet or your calling...but....no, "Why am I here on this planet?"

Which would in no doubt lead to more questions that I hope he would answer!

"Aw lame ass jokes!"

That's the best I can do.

How about, "How can I be a better leader?"

I agree with Sabrina:

GOD -- WHAT THE FUCK?!?

I guess I kinda always wanted to be able to comprehend what "forever" and "before time began" is like. Oh! And what SPAM is made out of.

If the answer is '42' then what the hell is the question?

"who is it that smote thee?"

harmatano