or; at least, I hope he does.
The Westboro Baptist "Church" strikes again!
It seems as though these virulent, godless inbred retards have sent a fax to the Deseret Morning News regarding the mine collapse here in the state. It begins with the words, "Thank God for Utah mine disaster."
It continues to read that they're going to picket in Utah, with huge banners reading "God Hates Fags!" If (but at this point, it's becoming more and more likely when) they have funerals for any dead miners, they've pledged to be here, with all their rotten, Christ-less behavior, picketing, yelling, and just generally being assholes, as is quid pro quo for these people.
Gotta love people like that.
My first reaction is, of course, to say, "Why don't we all go down there and picket with signs saying, 'God Hates Westboro "Church" More!' That'll be fun . . ." And while it would be fun, and there'd probably be an ensuing (and oh-so-very gratifying) fistfight that would break out, ultimately I know I won't go down there to start anything.
Why? Because "He that hath the spirit of contention is not of me, but is of the devil, who is the father of contention, and he stirreth up the hearts of men to contend one anger, one with another." That's why. Starting a fight, while temporarily gratifying, would solve nothing - save I'd have a lawsuit from these idiots for seriously breaking some face. And that's something I don't want to deal with.
Oh well. They can be content feeling as though they've done good in this life, and when the judgment day comes, and they're weighed in the balance and found entirely, completely lacking of anything resembling human decency, I can have myself a good little chuckle.
Is that petty? You'd better believe it. But those inbred retards of Westboro deserve nothing more.