or; just you wait and see.
What's with all these crappy drivers? Here I am, driving for my job, and you have to be all slow. Come on, guys, I'm on a schedule – if you're not passing, get out of the “passing lane”. That's what the stupid left lane is, people – for passing. Shut up and move.
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All work and no play makes Jack an asshole.
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Green Carnation is the exact band I needed right now. It's great metal, and it rocks plenty hard. But it's not as morose, melancholic, and solitary as the doom metal I've been listening to lately. It's a little more upbeat, more friendly.
I spent all day yesterday driving the courier car listening to Radiohead. It was great for me, because it's very uplifting, upbeat, uptempo music. It's just what I needed. Then I bookended it with some Neurosis.
Yeah, baby.
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Mushrooms rock. I know that some people have some problem with eating fungus, but I say – yum.
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Last sunday I grilled some burgers. They were really good. I mixed some Wooster into the meat, and basted it with Tony Roma's barbecue sauce while I was grilling.
Then I took some pineapple rings, coated them in brown sugar, and grilled 'em.
Put those bad boys on the burger, all caramelized and delicious, with some bacon, some pepper jack, more Tony Roma's sauce, and – yeah.
Man, that sounds good right now, as I eat my Chex mix sitting in my station at work.
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The guys installing my sprinkler system are idiots. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
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What's with this pronouncement Kellogg's is making that they're taking the cartoon characters off their cereal boxes? It's a travesty, I tell ya. I want that fat baker on my box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, peeps.
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I still say that illegal aliens should be given amnesty. But only on the condition that they're fourth-dimensional guitar heroes.
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Oh yeah, I was supposed to talk about President Bush's pronouncement. He came on and said, “Everybody who don't agree with me is whack and they sux.”
Oh yeah, Georgie? I think yo mamma sux.
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To end, a haiku:
Judas, I've lost it;
Rational thought's not my friend.
Go suck on a goat.