Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; love songs to Jesus? No thanks.
Published on May 25, 2007 By SanChonino In Religion
I sat here in my little teller cubbyhole at work, hearing the words repeat over and over, in the inane, vacuous, insipid song - "I Can Only Imagine". It's a "cute" little song that deals with what it would be like to see Jesus again and what you would do.

While I guess the sentiment is okay, I found myself wanting to throw the company-supplied radio across the room, out the door, out onto Fairfield Road and under the eardrum-saving wheels of a passing truck.

Why?

Because it's pop music.

Don't get me wrong - there's some (not a lot mind you, but some) good pop out there. But Christian pop is not, nor has it ever been, good pop.

It's cutesy, it's maudlin, it's uninteresting - and it's performed by a bunch of pariahs from the real music industry who are (rightfully) shunned by their more humanistic contemporaries.

I understand the desire to sing praise to God - I do it on a regular basis, and not only in the church building on Sunday (where we're a good, old-fashioned organ-accompanied multitude). But writing and performing these love ballads to Jesus is pathetic.

There is nothing wrong with aiming to write uplifting, morally and lyrically clean music. Nothing at all. Plenty of bands can write music that is that way. Mastodon? They've never cussed in one of their albums - and they write some of the best, most blistering metal you'll ever hear. Rush? Very uplifting ideas behind their songs, without needing to be crass or profane.

But love ballads to Jesus? Save me. Get them away from me. Right now. Please.

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on May 25, 2007
I don't care much for the "Christian Pop" you describe, or even regular Pop for that matter, but I have heard some Christian Rock that I really like.

The song Jesus Freak by DC Talk comes to mind. For that matter just about anything by DC Talk.
on May 25, 2007
I think some religious music is okay (not the alleged 'popular' style of course). Old Catholic hymns really know how to set a mood, even if their subject matter leaves something to be desired ('Smite the unbeliever?' Really?)

As for religious books (or books dealing with religious themes) there are some good ones of those too - the Narnia ones for example, or Good Omens.

But somehow mainstream religious pop manages to be unrelentingly awful. I think it's because pop's only saving graces are sex and dancing and 'real' christians forbid themselves either.
on May 25, 2007
The exception...
on May 25, 2007
I think it's because pop's only saving graces are sex and dancing and 'real' christians forbid themselves either.


Who told you this?
on May 25, 2007

The exception...

on May 25, 2007
Pom-poms for Jesus music.


An apt name for sure . . .

The song Jesus Freak by DC Talk comes to mind.


Mostly just creeped me out. I've tried to listen to the DC Talk; doesn't do it for me. Like I said, the well-crafted song is an exception to the rule - like that Maiden song, "Lord of Light" - this is a great, great song - but mostly, I don't care for it.

While the Spanish Inquisition was a bit worse, I think that if you forced my eyes open, "Clockwork Orange" style, and made me sit through the "Left Behind" movies, it would be a greater punishment upon mankind.


He he he, I knew I liked you for a reason, Dageous . . .
on May 25, 2007
Yes, and I dislike it just as much as the Jesus pop. Like I said, there are plenty of good Christians making great music, but if it's focused on Jesus, I find it tripe.


ha! Ya, we wouldn't want Christian music focused on Jesus now would we?

I happen to like Christian Music. Toby Mac is usually pretty big with the younger set SC. Have you ever listened to him...or Casting Crowns? Many like Steven Curtis Chapman as well.

Christian Music is hugely popular. We have what's called Soul Fest every summer here where we get all the big names in Christian Music, mostly rock. DC Talk, Jars of Clay, Casting Crowns, Rebecca St. James etc. will all be here in August. Thousands and thousands of kids and even some parents have their vaction during that week. They come for four days and the whole thing is done outside on a mountain area in NH. It's music on the mountains with stages set up in diff spots. This has been done for years and gets bigger each and every year.

It's not my thing. While I love Christian Music, I'm more into Charles Billingsly, Ray Boltz and Twila Paris ....more easy listening.

As for the "love songs." Most of these songs are taken directly from scripture. The church is called the bride of Christ and God is after all the lover of our souls. He says repeatedly he loves us with an everlasting love. These songs are just reflecting this and being sung back to God by those who appreciate this love and are grateful for it.





on May 25, 2007
I think it's because pop's only saving graces are sex and dancing and 'real' christians forbid themselves either.


Who told you this?


Yeah, who said so? Next thing you know they'll be saying real Christians don't drink beer either.
on May 25, 2007

Who told you this?


What else is there to pop music? The lyrics are corny, the beats are all ripped off much better dance and/or oldtimey tracks and the stars are about as manufactured as they come.

If you mean the Christian bit - and maybe you do - I was referring of course to the traditional school of christianity, which reveres those who don't have sex outside of marriage or perform the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. You know, people easy to poke fun at.
on May 25, 2007
Ya, we wouldn't want Christian music focused on Jesus now would we?


I codified that statement by saying that I misspoke. I don't mind music about Jesus, I just hate the love ballads. I don't care that they're scripturally based - you could write a darn fine salacious lust-song using only bible lyrics. I still find the "Pom-poms for Jesus" tacky.

Sometimes I imagine him up in heaven, saying to himself, "Ah well. I guess that's okay. Not my style, though, kids . . ."
on May 25, 2007
If you mean the Christian bit - and maybe you do - I was referring of course to the traditional school of christianity, which reveres those who don't have sex outside of marriage or perform the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.


Now, wait a second, you said have sex...not have sex outside of marriage. There's nothing wrong with upholding fidelity as a virtue, cacto.

I got the comment, BTW, just had to give you a LITTLE grief! lol!
on May 28, 2007

Jesus pop makes me gag.  But Jesus rock?  I want to rip my own ears off and then gag on them.

There is just something that seems sacriligeous to me about "praising the Lord" with double bass and metal riffs.  I'll take my religious music a bit more respectful, thanks.

on May 30, 2007
Okay, I'm coming to this very late (seems to be the only way I get to anything here these days) but I just wanted to weigh in with my opinion.

love ballads to Jesus? Save me. Get them away from me. Right now. Please


It makes me want to gag too. There is nothing wrong with positively-messaged music, but a lot of Christian bands write dreck unfit for any discerning listener.

Christian Music is hugely popular


In whose eyes? There might be a contained market for it but it doesn't mean its 'hugely' popular.
on May 30, 2007
In whose eyes? There might be a contained market for it but it doesn't mean its 'hugely' popular.


Actually, in the United States there are many Christian artists who have gone platinum. It is not uncommon to get 50-100,000 in attendance for a Christian music festival. It definitely qualifies as "hugely" popular, at least in the US.
on May 31, 2007
Christian Music is hugely popular


So is gangsta rap. Popularity does not equate quality. I think Jesus pop/rock and gangsta rap suck equally, but just in different ways.
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