Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; love songs to Jesus? No thanks.
Published on May 25, 2007 By SanChonino In Religion
I sat here in my little teller cubbyhole at work, hearing the words repeat over and over, in the inane, vacuous, insipid song - "I Can Only Imagine". It's a "cute" little song that deals with what it would be like to see Jesus again and what you would do.

While I guess the sentiment is okay, I found myself wanting to throw the company-supplied radio across the room, out the door, out onto Fairfield Road and under the eardrum-saving wheels of a passing truck.

Why?

Because it's pop music.

Don't get me wrong - there's some (not a lot mind you, but some) good pop out there. But Christian pop is not, nor has it ever been, good pop.

It's cutesy, it's maudlin, it's uninteresting - and it's performed by a bunch of pariahs from the real music industry who are (rightfully) shunned by their more humanistic contemporaries.

I understand the desire to sing praise to God - I do it on a regular basis, and not only in the church building on Sunday (where we're a good, old-fashioned organ-accompanied multitude). But writing and performing these love ballads to Jesus is pathetic.

There is nothing wrong with aiming to write uplifting, morally and lyrically clean music. Nothing at all. Plenty of bands can write music that is that way. Mastodon? They've never cussed in one of their albums - and they write some of the best, most blistering metal you'll ever hear. Rush? Very uplifting ideas behind their songs, without needing to be crass or profane.

But love ballads to Jesus? Save me. Get them away from me. Right now. Please.

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on May 25, 2007
have you ever listened to any of the harder bands that are christian? not pop, but hard rock, alternative, metal, etc? not necessarily talking about Jesus either, but some decent music. My first experience with Christian rock was back in the 80's with Stryper--To Hell With The Devil! big hair, black and yellow spandex, and loud rock
on May 25, 2007

Amen!! Preach, brotha!  Tell it like it is!!!!

In all seriousness, I agree with you.  Some of the lyrics to these songs are pretty creepy - not at all what I think a relationship with your saviour should be like.  I mean, there's a line that you don't cross, you know?  Your love for Christ should be very, very different than your love for your wife or husband or girlfriend.  Actually, those songs and the church's acceptance and encouragement of them are part of the reason I decided that I had to reject modern religion and walked away from the church.

Ick.  They make my skin crawl.

on May 25, 2007
you are so right here. at least 98% of the time. most christian music tries to mimick pop trends and ends up just being a poor imitation. every once in a while tho, there are a few valid artists.

i thought amy grant had a decent run of songs in the 80's. jars of clay were a pretty solid band. a few others...but like i said before, 98% of it is pure crap that's more about using pop trends to hook people on jesus than creating anything that actually tries to carve it's own path.

My first experience with Christian rock was back in the 80's with Stryper--To Hell With The Devil! big hair, black and yellow spandex, and loud rock


yeah, they were loud. unfortunately, they weren't very good. about the only band i can remember that was significantly worse than them in the 80's pop metal scene was the japanese outfit, loudness.
on May 25, 2007
Rich Mullins is a personal favorite of mine, largely because of the incredible life he lived. Unfortunately, Rich got tagged with one of his lesser songs (in my opinion) becoming the standard-bearer for Christian pop ("Awesome God"), and too few people know anything of his outside of that.
on May 25, 2007
have you ever listened to any of the harder bands that are christian? not pop, but hard rock, alternative, metal, etc?


Yes, and I dislike it just as much as the Jesus pop. Like I said, there are plenty of good Christians making great music, but if it's focused on Jesus, I find it tripe.
on May 25, 2007
They make my skin crawl.


Me too. That's why I wrote this article . . .
on May 25, 2007
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus...

on May 25, 2007
Yes, and I dislike it just as much as the Jesus pop. Like I said, there are plenty of good Christians making great music, but if it's focused on Jesus, I find it tripe.


See, from your article, I thought you had an issue with the music. "I guess the sentiment is okay..." But you actually have a problem with the subject matter. "If it's focused on Jesus," it's crap, then.

Glad you cleared up how you feel about it.
on May 25, 2007
"If it's focused on Jesus," it's crap, then.


I misspoke. I shouldn't have said "if it's focused on Jesus", I should have said "if it obsesses on Jesus like he's their lover". I can grant that I've heard some really good religious, Jesus-themed music (for example, on their new album, Iron Maiden has an awesome song about the savior) but I hate the love-ballads.
on May 25, 2007
And, for the record - when you've got those really hard, metally songs talking about how much they love Jesus and Jesus loves them back, it feels more blasphemous rather than sacred.
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on May 25, 2007
on May 25, 2007
We called this Pom-poms for Jesus music.

While we at it, can we do away with Christian literature? That ranks up there with the Spanish Inquisition on the list of stupid things done in the name of Jesus.
on May 25, 2007
While we at it, can we do away with Christian literature?


I once tried to read the "Left Behind" series. Halfway through the first book, I stopped.

While the Spanish Inquisition was a bit worse, I think that if you forced my eyes open, "Clockwork Orange" style, and made me sit through the "Left Behind" movies, it would be a greater punishment upon mankind.
on May 25, 2007
once tried to read the "Left Behind" series. Halfway through the first book, I stopped.

While the Spanish Inquisition was a bit worse, I think that if you forced my eyes open, "Clockwork Orange" style, and made me sit through the "Left Behind" movies, it would be a greater punishment upon mankind.


Me no likey Kirk Cameron. He scares me. He does funky things with bananas
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