Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; bad habit IN LESS than six words . . .
Published on March 15, 2007 By SanChonino In Writing
My fingernails hurt.

Chewed 'em.

Shit.

Comments
on Mar 16, 2007
Hey mate,

I like that you provided for both in a single submission. Well done.
on Mar 16, 2007
hehehehe.
on Mar 16, 2007
Ew, gross. 
on Mar 16, 2007
They hurt sometimes.
on Mar 16, 2007
EW!

TMI.

  
on Mar 16, 2007
Har har...so male of you! If I were your big sister you would get a wonk in the head with a pillow!lol!
on Mar 16, 2007
Confucius say: he who go to bed with itching ass, awaken with stinking fingers...

(and a BAD case of halitosis if you're a nail biter, lol)
on Mar 18, 2007