Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; how do you kick out unwelcome guests?
Published on February 5, 2007 By SanChonino In Misc
Here's the deal. Yesterday, a group of young single adults from my church went tubing up in the hills. It was a blast, and afterwards, we decided to go to my house and watch a movie.

Me and the people who were in my car were coming, and my friend Adam was also going to come. He ran home to get the movie we were going to watch, and got stuck bringing his annoying sixteen year old cousins along.

No harm, no foul. These sorts of things happen. I was fine with the whole thing. We watched the movie; it was funny. We sat around and were talking afterwards, and it was okay. I kept reminding people to not be too loud, because we had people sleeping in the next room over.

Suddenly, these cousins (who think they can sing or something, and try to sing celtic tunes with a fake scottish accent, and the whole thing just becomes ridiculous) start singing their repertoire of pointless music.

Then the musical sing-along started. Suddenly, I'm hearing cacophonous renditions of Wicked . . . not the best sitch in the world, if ya catch my drift.

I remind them that the PCU's are asleep in the next room over, and they keep on singing.

I didn't want to seem like a jerk, so I didn't want to say, "Okay, that's good, catch ya all later." You know the old phrase, "Here's your hat, what's your hurry?"

But I really wanted these cousins to leave. I continued to drop lines about my sleeping family, my need to get a lil' shut-eye myself, etc.

And the sing along continued.

Oh well. Eventually, when my friends decided it was late enough to go, the annoying cousins decided to make their segue way as well.

Thank heavens.

It was fun having people over, but I'm glad the cousins were just here visiting for the weekend and they're not permanent additions to the area.

Oh well. Whatever.

Comments
on Feb 05, 2007
I'm surprised your parents let it go on for as long as they did. Must be very patient folk. Lucky you...
on Feb 05, 2007
Must be very patient folk.


Or they sleep like bricks.
on Feb 05, 2007
Turn the tv or music off and start cleaning up around them, taking their cups and plates away to the kitchen, putting food away, wiping off tabletops, taking trash out, ect.

If they haven't gotten the hint by the time you're done, nothing works like the polite truth. Say "I've had fun, folks, and thanks for coming, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to wrap this up and send you home, I have an early day tomorrow." Start handing them their coats at that point!


Hahaha...it would have been priceless to see if they did take the hint had you done this Braeden!

on Feb 05, 2007
'Hinting' (as you've found out) is never a good policy, and besides, it's fer pussies.


Good point. I have learned this something awful now.

And the whole experience just affirmed my hatred of most modern musicals. Gag-a-rama.
on Feb 05, 2007
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Oh well.
on Feb 06, 2007
hey hey hey do not diss the musical sing-along. I am the queen of the musical sing-along. (I even dance on occasion.)
on Feb 06, 2007
I'm so sorry, guys, but we can't have singing after XXXXX hours, or I'll be in trouble.

Thanks for stopping by! I'll see you guys in XXXXXX weeks. Take care, and be careful on those roads!

End patronizing toolish spiel.

on Feb 06, 2007
hey hey hey do not diss the musical sing-along.


You can sing. The cousins could not. Therein lies the difference. Four voices singing "Popular" in four different keys is cacophonic torture.