Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; yes, come, rape the bank out of all the cashy monies there is . . .
Published on February 2, 2007 By SanChonino In Misc
Today, at the bank, people have been constantly withdrawing money. It's tax returns; people get these deposits or checks for two, maybe three thousand dollars and bring 'em on in, cash them up.

We started the day with over 50,000 dollars in hundred dollar bills in the vault.

We have 2000 left in the whole bank. We've moved forty-eight thousand dollars just in hundreds today.

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH FOR, YOU IDIOTS?!? WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO FOR YOU TO REMOVE IT ALL FROM YOUR ACCOUNT AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKETS! USE YOUR FRAKKING DEBIT CARDS, YOU ASSHOLES!

What's that excuse? You're afraid of fraud? THAT'S WHAT THE MOTHER F#$#%ING FDIC IS FOR! LEAVE IT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!

If you get mugged on the way home and lose your credit or debit card, you will eventually get all that money back. Cash? YOU'RE SCREWED.

AND I'LL LAUGH BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE A DEBIT CARD.

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So here I am, an hour left at work, and I have no money. Someone comes in with a big check they want cashed? Wants to make a big withdrawal? I'm just screwed. Might as well strap me up on the counter and start beating me.

'Cuz I'm broke. The bank isn't supposed to be broke.






Stop asking for money, douchebags.

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on Feb 02, 2007
I don't hate my customers; none of them see this side of me; I sincerely hope none of them get mugged and lose all their money; I am just pissed.
on Feb 02, 2007
wished I could add to your angst. Sigh...   
on Feb 02, 2007
wished I could add to your angst. Sigh...


It's okay. It's calmed down considerably, and Regina Spektor is calming me down nicely.
on Feb 02, 2007
It's okay. It's calmed down considerably, and Regina Spektor is calming me down nicely.


Never heard of her, but a Google search and seeing her pic shows me I've probably been missing something!   
on Feb 02, 2007
Never heard of her, but a Google search and seeing her pic shows me I've probably been missing something!


She's great, especially her old stuff . . . her new album is pretty "radio-friendly", but her first album, 11:11, is abso-freaking-lutely BRILLIANT.

We're down to one thousand. Ten hundred dollar bills in the whole bank.
on Feb 02, 2007
My debit card was being an ass today...either that or the bookstore computers. I actually had to write a check...bleh. I was buying a new laptop...which I'm on right now...mmm, and it's warm. Also snagged a pretty mouse, sexy speakers, and a nice scanner/printer/possible cyborg.

~Zoo
on Feb 02, 2007
I'm one of those cash people. I prefer to use cash over plastic and don't even have a bank account to deposit money in. It's easy to manage a budget that way - when the wallet is empty ya quite spending money.

I think I don't get mugged because I look more like a mugger than a muggee.
on Feb 03, 2007
I am the opposite of Mason.  I dont like cash.  I put everything on the card and then just pay it off at the end of the month.  I let the CC company do my accounting for me, and with no fees, it is cheap!
on Feb 03, 2007
I use my debit card like a mofo. And I ALWAYS pay with cash at the liquor store!   
on Feb 03, 2007

GASP!!!  People coming to a bank to . . . GET MONEY????????

Holy hell!  The nerve of some people.  I simply cannot believe it.  Astonishing.  That people think they can come to a bank and get money is just mind-boggling.

on Feb 03, 2007
I am the opposite of Mason.


I am the anti-cash. The original, unadulterated anti-cash. I hate having the stuff with me; I'd much, much rather have a couple cards in the wallet.

You have to have at least four - the debit card, the classic credit card, the rewards credit card, the international (no charge for currency changes) card. That's-a the best system.
on Feb 03, 2007
and here's the kicker, Bluedev. It's actually THEIR money!

on Feb 03, 2007
That people think they can come to a bank and get money is just mind-boggling.


But, forty thousand in hundreds in one day? What legal reason would you have to carry four thousand dollars in hundreds in your wallet?

WHY, OH WHY?!?!?
on Feb 03, 2007

the rewards credit card,

Seems they all are offering rewards now.  My discover of course pays cash, but my Visa gives me gift certificates to Amazon.com!  I can really use them for Christmas!

on Feb 03, 2007

What legal reason would you have to carry four thousand dollars in hundreds in your wallet?

Muggers got to make a living too ya know.

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