or; yes, come, rape the bank out of all the cashy monies there is . . .
Today, at the bank, people have been constantly withdrawing money. It's tax returns; people get these deposits or checks for two, maybe three thousand dollars and bring 'em on in, cash them up.
We started the day with over 50,000 dollars in hundred dollar bills in the vault.
We have 2000 left in the whole bank. We've moved forty-eight thousand dollars just in hundreds today.
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH FOR, YOU IDIOTS?!? WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO FOR YOU TO REMOVE IT ALL FROM YOUR ACCOUNT AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKETS! USE YOUR FRAKKING DEBIT CARDS, YOU ASSHOLES!
What's that excuse? You're afraid of fraud? THAT'S WHAT THE MOTHER F#$#%ING FDIC IS FOR! LEAVE IT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
If you get mugged on the way home and lose your credit or debit card, you will eventually get all that money back. Cash? YOU'RE SCREWED.
AND I'LL LAUGH BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE A DEBIT CARD.
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So here I am, an hour left at work, and I have no money. Someone comes in with a big check they want cashed? Wants to make a big withdrawal? I'm just screwed. Might as well strap me up on the counter and start beating me.
'Cuz I'm broke. The bank isn't supposed to be broke.
Stop asking for money, douchebags.