Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; thoughts on a Reese's Easter Egg
Published on April 23, 2006 By SanChonino In Misc
(Sunday afternoon)

I'm sitting at my desk. I've been working on studying for my psychology test I've got to take later today. The computer sits open, the face of Homestar Runner on my desktop, the words underneath read "Seriously". My psych textbook sits open, homework strewn about, fan blowing down into my entirely too hot room.
The soothing music of Rachel's wafts about my lifeless head.
The sounds of birds sitting in the upper limbs of my sherwood flame maple are drifting up through the open window.
My eyes remain open, not really looking at anything - or maybe studying the designs in the mottled plaster of the ceiling, searching for hidden shapes (or hidden meanings).
Suddenly the music stops - I hear the sounds of the changing discs in the player, slowly moving from disc one to disc two.
My brain acts up for the first time in minutes - "Hmm . . . wonder what's in the next slot? Can't remember."
The opening chords of "The Leper Affinity" by Opeth start, and my ears (unprepared for the aural assault) cause my body to jump out of the comfortable armchair.
"I'm up! I'm up!" is all I can think to say. I look at my scattered papers, open book. Struggling to regain control over my faculties.
Homestar seems to be staring at me. I can hear him say, "You want CANDY."
I turn my head, frantically searching for the Easter basket.
There, on top, I see it - a Reese's Easter Egg, paramount candy in the Jones household on Easters.
I decide to let myself go and eat one.
What a candy. The chocolate is smooth, and the peanut butter seems whipped more than in the average Reese's cup. It is the candy of candies, most important of Easter chocolates.
I finish eating, gather my papers, and begin to study again.
What a way to re-energize.

Comments
on Apr 24, 2006
Nice writing, mate. And I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. It is one of the few treats I give myself these days. My wife has a peanut allergy so can't eat them, so when I do get them, I know they're all for me. Greed is goooood...
on Apr 24, 2006

We have a guy here who lives for Peeps!  He eats tons of them the few weeks before Easter as he knows he will not be able to get them after then!

Candy Freaks!

on Apr 24, 2006
My wife has a peanut allergy so can't eat them, so when I do get them, I know they're all for me. Greed is goooood...


My son is allergic to peanuts so I enjoy my peanut butter treats when I leave the house so much more since I can't have them at home.
on Apr 24, 2006
Nice writing, mate. And I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. It is one of the few treats I give myself these days. My wife has a peanut allergy so can't eat them, so when I do get them, I know they're all for me. Greed is goooood...


Lucky you. Greed, in regards to candy, can be a very powerful thing . . .

on Apr 24, 2006
We have a guy here who lives for Peeps! He eats tons of them the few weeks before Easter as he knows he will not be able to get them after then!


I like Peeps, too, but there's nothing like those Reese's . . .
But tell that guy that you can get peeps other times of the year, too. I've seen them for the fourth of July, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's day . . . on the other hand, maybe it's best if he doesn't know this. You don't want him to OD on sugar, after all . . .

My son is allergic to peanuts so I enjoy my peanut butter treats when I leave the house so much more since I can't have them at home.


Poor your son. Lucky you, just like Maso. There's something magical about those "forbidden at home" objects . . . so tasty.
on Apr 24, 2006
I enjoyed reading this.
on Apr 24, 2006
I enjoyed reading this.


Glad you did. You remember how it is with those Reese's eggs - those are gold in the "candy exchange system". All the kids get together about a week after Easter, pull out all the candy, and divvy it up, and those Reese's eggs can be worth three eggs full of M&Ms. Big time currency!!!!
on Apr 24, 2006

Wooooooooohoooo!  great post!   you wrote it so I felt like I was there!  

and NOW I want candy!

I'm still too warm,  the fan here is off,  and I loved this post!

you'll get to the top fast with this kind of writing

on Apr 24, 2006
Great article....nice writing....vivid...love that.

I am totally addicted to Whoppers speckled easter eggs...the ones that come in the mini looking milk cartoons, not the big ones in the bag....I am so addicted to them I actually go through withdrawal after Easter.

Why don't they make them year round?

I'm falling off the wagon just thinking about them.
on Apr 24, 2006

Wooooooooohoooo! great post! you wrote it so I felt like I was there!
and NOW I want candy!
I'm still too warm, the fan here is off, and I loved this post!
you'll get to the top fast with this kind of writing


Thanks Trudy, it means a lot. Glad you liked it. Now you've made my day! My hours of study won't seem so bad.


Great article....nice writing....vivid...love that.

I am totally addicted to Whoppers speckled easter eggs...the ones that come in the mini looking milk cartoons, not the big ones in the bag....I am so addicted to them I actually go through withdrawal after Easter.

Why don't they make them year round?

I'm falling off the wagon just thinking about them.


I know what you mean, Tova. Easter candy just tastes better than the regular stuff, i don't get it. But if they were smart . . .
on Apr 24, 2006

My hours of study won't seem so bad.

Speaking of which, didn't you take time off from work to actually study? 

on Apr 24, 2006
Speaking of which, didn't you take time off from work to actually study?


ha ha ha! Back off, buddy! I'm working on my paper for my lit class, and surfing around here . . . a little.





Okay, so I'm finding it hard to get motivated.