Do you know how cool it would be if all the cell towers in the entire world exploded tomorrow? Forget about all the problems to commerce, communications, etc. I don't care. I still think it would be wonderful.
Maybe then I could get some PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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It's ridiculous when people come into the bank, with their stupid Bluetooth dongledildoes hanging from their ears, gabbing and chatter-chatter-chattttttttttttttttttttering away at heaven-only-knows-who, and I look up, see them speaking, thinking they're talking to me, and I'm like "Hey! How are you doing?" And they're like "SHHHHHHHHHH! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and mostly I just want to rip the Bluetooth headset out of their ears, throw it on the floor, stomp it into little pieces and say "Can't you give me some freaking PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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"Mmm, this is the best meal I've had in days," said the once-father-of-four, as he cleaned the flesh off a small femur.
"I should have eaten my kids years ago. Think of all the PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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The shard of glass in your chest is going to kill you. The only way to survive is to remove it.
Your heart is attached. So - if you live, you feel nothing.
How does that feel? What do you do?
Die, and maintain your humanity?
Or pull it out, become an automaton, and get some PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Doo-doo-do do doo
doo-doo-do do DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOULD YOU ALL JUST GIVE ME SOME
PEACE
AND
QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT