Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; fanatic fundies find me lacking - to Hell they have sent me packing.
Published on July 15, 2007 By SanChonino In Misc
(This is going to sound like an unfriendly rant if you don't read the article here first. And yeah, it's not going to be very friendly, but oh well.)

So my little sister just walked in, and I told her, "Hey! I've just been branded non-Christian and been told to have fun in Hell!"

She looked at me, eyes wide and incredulous, and said, "Umm . . . why?"

I answered, "Because I didn't find it offensive that they opened the senate with a prayer by a Hindu cleric the other day!"

Her astute reply? (I guess she's an okay little sister after all) "So?"

So we sat and watched the video of what happened. Has anyone heard the whole prayer? For sure, I can give you my quick transcript of what is in his prayer.

Let us pray. We meditate on the transcendental glory of the Deity Supreme, who is inside the heart of the earth, inside the life of the sky, and inside the soul of the heavens. May he stimulate and illuminate our minds. Lead us from the un-real to the real; from darkness to light.

Well, wasn't that just . . . non-denominational. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that in a Christian church. So it didn't end in the name (or contain vain repetitions of the name, as so many "Christian" prayers do) of Christ. But still, people . . .

If I'm un-Christian and hellbound for not finding that offensive, then I don't want to hang out in Heaven with the people that were trying to shout him down. A heaven filled with just officious, judicious, and rectitudinous pricks is no place for me.

So party at my crib in Hell. We'll have a great time, people. Everyone who's been summarily damned for believing that the US should stand up for religious freedom instead of theocratic nonsense can come over.

They'll be lots of soda, some chips. We'll watch a movie or two.

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on Jul 16, 2007

That depends on the person apologized to.


Fair enough.
on Jul 18, 2007
I heard the prayer was going to be said but didn't listen to it or never saw the words. It actually is better than I thought it would be.

Your title is so awsomely funny!!
on Jul 19, 2007

I always find it so odd that some Christians get into a "I'm more Christian than you" or "you're not a real Christian" type debates.  Is it "un"Christian to learn about other religions while trying to teach your own?  It seems very much not Christian to JUDGE people as quickly as I see a lot of "Christians" do.

I'm not Christian, but I am very tolerant and I love to learn about all religions while I try to find my way to enlightenment about the right answer (though I'm not sure that will happen in my life time). It just seems so weird to me that people get so ridiculous about something or somebody not being 100% "Christian". 

on Jul 19, 2007
I will ask GOD if I can get a couple passes to come visit and party with so many of you folks that I like and are more GOD fearing that many so called 'God fearing people'

I can't count the times I have been told I am doomed to hell not for who I am or for what I have done, but simply becouse {tribute to danielost} I am a JEW.
on Jul 19, 2007
Hey, you can always be a Messianic Jew.
on Jul 19, 2007
I can't count the times I have been told I am doomed to hell not for who I am or for what I have done, but simply becouse {tribute to danielost} I am a JEW.


I heard a rumor that the Jews bought Hell. Wholesale of course.
on Jul 19, 2007
(Citizen)JythierJuly 19, 2007 15:41:39


Hey, you can always be a Messianic Jew.


or I could just be an old fashioned hell fire and brimestone old Testament kind of Jew, but I thank you for the kind offer.
on Jul 19, 2007
MasonMJuly 19, 2007 20:19:28


I can't count the times I have been told I am doomed to hell not for who I am or for what I have done, but simply becouse {tribute to danielost} I am a JEW.


I heard a rumor that the Jews bought Hell. Wholesale of course.


we did! then sold it back to Satan.. at a profit of course.
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