Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.
or; things I've thought of while I was out of town, and am too lazy to write a full article about.
Published on March 16, 2007 By SanChonino In Misc
What is the allure of the “big” check? Why do they always have the facsimile check when someone wins a big prize for something? It just reminds me of Happy Gilmore, how he would keep them all in his car's back seat and then took them all to the bank at once to cash them in, tucked under one arm. They're silly looking and cliché.

Metal isn't supposed to soothe. Why does Katatonia's music, then, soothe me so much? Strange how a restrained, painful voice can make what would otherwise be blistering metal into something beautiful, calming, and soothing.

Long-sleeved polo shirts suck when your boss likes to have the heat cranked hotter than hell itself on a nice sixty degree day.

Beyonce is hot. I mean, I already knew that, but I saw that Dreamgirls movie on the plane ride back from New Hampshire (look, my right headphone was broken, so I couldn't listen to my mp3 player, because that would drive me crazy, but on Delta you have to have the fancy headphones to get the movie in both ears, so I could still hear it in the one. I know, excuses excuses) and I realized – she is one of the most beautiful women alive.

I hate the book Backlash because it makes me feel like shit about the way society treated and still treats women. I can't stop reading the stupid thing, though.

Mikael Akerfeldt is a weird guy to see sing live. He looks so calm and soothed as he sings the clean vocals in songs, eyes closed. Almost seems plaintive. But then when he starts doing his grunts, his eyes pop open and he looks like he's ready to kill something. Creepy difference, man.

Why can't I find a good widget that can use Windows Media Player or foobar? I like to keep tallying up songs on last.fm, and I can't if I use any other program. And none of the widgets I've found have worked worth spit.

What is it about yellow cars that suddenly and automatically gets my blood boiling? Why do I hate that color so much in a car? Why does anyone drive such an ugly piece?

I'm thinking it would be fun to grow a chinstrap beard for awhile. I didn't shave my face the entire time I was out at BlueDev's house, and so I was really shaggy. I shaved it like a chinstrap this morning, and it's kinda cool looking. I don't know if I'll keep it or if the “landlords” will threaten to evict me for my slovenly bad looks.

My team lost wholeheartedly in the first round of the NCAA championships to UCLA. Didn't surprise me, but I was hoping they would go a bit farther. Oh well. Good season anyway, guys.

I wish I could afford time in a real recording studio, with real engineers and engineering boards and all that jazz. I could choke out some pretty cool music if I could.

Oh well.

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on Mar 16, 2007
Cool ramble, SC.

(and I think Beyonce's hot and yellow cars suck too)   
on Mar 16, 2007
Grow a real beard.

on Mar 16, 2007
Grow a real beard.


I can't stand it all the way down my neck. It was just about killing me by this morning after having gone over a week without shaving it. So that's just not an option - the chinline and above is the only place I can stand facial hair.
on Mar 16, 2007

Grow a real beard.


I can't stand it all the way down my neck. It was just about killing me by this morning after having gone over a week without shaving it. So that's just not an option - the chinline and above is the only place I can stand facial hair.


Pussy

on Mar 16, 2007
Metal isn't supposed to soothe. Why does Katatonia's music, then, soothe me so much? Strange how a restrained, painful voice can make what would otherwise be blistering metal into something beautiful, calming, and soothing.



Probably because you had a 'savage beast' within that needed to be soothed by that type of music!


I heard you had a swell time at Peter. I read his blog but didn't have time to respond the other night!
on Mar 16, 2007
Nice ramble, mate. These kinda blogs are great.

Big checks seem like a big waste of paper. I remember seeing 'My Name Is Earl' when he goes to the bank to cash his lottery cheque. His brother tries to cash the 'big' cheque to no avail.

As for the recording studio, we're about to spend a lot of money to go record our next bunch of tunes. This time round, we're going into a bigger, better studio and spending a whole lot more than we did last time. You'll get there one day, mate, I'm sure.
on Mar 16, 2007
I think the big checks are funny but now I'm thinking that maybe making a microscopic check would be even funnier.

I totally have a girl crush on Beyonce.

I love a happy, little yellow bug. I like the yellow SUV's that are a little bit of a darker yellow. I guess I just like yellow. I don't have a happy, yellow car though. A boring black truck. I didn't pick it but it's better than my mean green minivan that I crashed (not on purpose - really).

I still go for the clean shaven look but that's just me.
on Mar 17, 2007
I still go for the clean shaven look but that's just me.


I can understand women have their own preferences about things like that. After all, different strokes for different folks. I was sitting in a bar a couple of weeks ago or so and was talking to a woman sitting next to me at the bar. Just polite conversation as is my manner. I guess she got the idea that I was trying to hit on her (I wasn't, just being my usual friendly self) and she made a point of saying that she preferred clean shaven men and didn't like beards. As this was a totally off topic statement having nothing to do with anything except maybe her own conceit in imagining every guy must want in her pants I decided to have a little fun with her.

I told her that a beard is a very male thing and if she preferred her men to look smooth faced like a woman she must be a closet lesbian. Her reaction was so hilarious as to have made the whole thing worth it for me on an entertainment level.

She blushed and stammered around a few denials while I gently insisted that it must be true, making up some phony psychological "facts" and all. She finally caught on (my smirk I guess) that I was pulling her leg. The bartender (also bearded) had tears in is eyes from struggling to not burst out laughing at her. She finally gave me a little slap on the arm and told me I was a "bad boy" for teasing her like that and admitted that she probably had it coming for making the statement in the first place.

Then the bartender and I both laughed our asses off as she left.
on Mar 17, 2007
MM - funny story. I still prefer my man smooth not prickly. Maybe that's just my lesbian tendencies coming out of the dark. Don't most lesbians have mustaches anyway? lol  
on Mar 17, 2007

Cool ramble, SC.

(and I think Beyonce's hot and yellow cars suck too)

Damn!  Did not get a chance to respond, and Joe said it all!

on Mar 17, 2007
Don't most lesbians have mustaches anyway?


on Mar 17, 2007
I wish I could grow facial hair, but I guess I'd probably get sick of having to do something with it after awhile. Even a beard sounds like it's not all maintainance free.

I think Last.fm blew my sister's computer. Not so soon after using it, it started getting all messed up; not loading properly, and finally not working at all. I had to foot the bill, but I never did find out if it was the culprit or just some freaked up reason that's beyond my understanding.

I like Beyonce too.
on Mar 17, 2007
I think Last.fm blew my sister's computer.


I hope not. I love that stupid program. It's funny to look back and see your listening habits.
on Mar 18, 2007
I love last.fm too. Been having a lot of fun with it lately.

I agree, big checks are stupid.

Crap, I was going to throw that Opeth DVD in before you left.
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