Self-deprecation is worth its weight in smoldering phoenix-ashes and baby unicorn tears.

DATELINE: This weekend. What time? Darned if I know. It actually happened like early Sunday for those of us who live on the right side of the world.

The Rules Committee of the DNC finally figured out what to do about the whole Michigan/Florida mess (every election, I swear . . . Florida, you're out of the family. We don't want you or your Disney World anymore), and the Hillary supporters are rabid. Like, Old Yeller but worse.

Ridiculous.

Laughable. But I find this especially creepy. While I have no doubt that Obama supporters could possibly be crazy like unto these Clinton squawkers, the following article takes the cake. They're getting so pissed off about this they're declaring that they're going to make sure McCain wins.

Smooth, jackasses. Rather than continue to support the party, you're going to get your undies in a bunch and call mommy to dry your tears.

Again, I don't know what other Obama supporters would do in this situation, but I'll tell you what this Obama supporter would do if Hillary won the nomination - HELP THE PARTY ANYWAY. This sycophantic devotion to the candidate rather than the ideals is, frankly, embarrassing for all involved. Both sides should drop it, but it's the Hillo-bots that are especially egregious today.

I'm seeing this as a horrible portent of things to come. I think Bob Cesca explained the probable moves of the Hillary-lovers better than I could, so I'll quote him:

Another indication that the Clinton faction will ultimately split from the Democratic Party. They now have an excuse -- however specious -- to demonize the party itself. To quote Gandalf: "The board is set and the pieces are moving."

The strategy:

1) Target the party as misogynists and election thieves.
2) Continue to paint Senator Obama as a weakling McGovern type.
3) Continue to fight and appear, in contrast, "strong".
4) Split from the party, or conduct an active write-in campaign for November.
5) Pull enough votes away from Senator Obama to give Senator McCain the win.
6) Run again in 2012.

I hope I'm wrong.

I hope you're wrong, too, Bob. Because that's about the dumbest-ass thing they could do. The last thing I'd like is McCain as the next president of the United States. (Of course, I can always wish upon a star and hope he picks Romney or Huckabee as his running mate, making him virtually unelectable - and possibly handing the election back to the Demos.)

But come on, Hillary supporters. You're getting pathetic.


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on Jun 02, 2008


Pat Bagley, the local cartoonist for the Salt Lake Tribune (this would be back on the wrong side of the world), is a treasure.
on Jun 02, 2008

Someone mentioned it on the news this morning, but if Obama does secure the nomination, people will wish Hillary would have continued.  Obama is the weaker candidate without a doubt.

on Jun 02, 2008
Someone mentioned it on the news this morning,


Obama is only 42 delegates away from the nomination. I think it's almost in the bag at this point . . .

on Jun 02, 2008

It seems a system hiccup ate my earlier replier here (moments ago), but I'll try again.

First, I tried to link and embed the top video myself but couldn't get it to work (see article pointing out that issue in my recent articles...)  Not sure why.  That first video reminds me of a fairly rabid Hillary supporter here at JU.  It also reminds me of my dearly departed grandmother who I suspect would have behaved similarly to the person in that video.  I'd like to think grandma was more progressive than that, but I know she would have fallen for the anti-Obama propaganda hook, line and sinker and would have expected that Hillary was the angel depicted in the cartoon in SanChonino's response above.

With that out of the way, let me get to this issue:

Someone mentioned it on the news this morning, but if Obama does secure the nomination, people will wish Hillary would have continued. Obama is the weaker candidate without a doubt.

I call B.S. on that one.  Even with the Rev. Wright issue and the anti-Obama propaganda that suggests Obama is a muslim, Obama is not going to be an easy candidate for the GOP to frame and box in.  If you try to talk about him you have to walk on egg shells lest you be called racist.  On the plus side for the GOP candidate, they have a man running that can use his own POW time and military service record to deflect a lot of criticism of his own history.

Both are the strongest candidates of the pool that was running, and both will be tough to work much negative campaigning on.  Hillary would have been incredibly easy to go negative on and her negatives would really have caught up with her in the general election.  She was running in the most pro Hillary crowd she could and still she couldn't best the apparent winner.  Hillary can claim she is the most electable, but that's in her dreams (and in that cartoon that SanChonino copied above).

on Jun 02, 2008

First, I tried to link and embed the top video myself but couldn't get it to work

I am an unstoppable force of HTML editing goodness.

 

 

After multiple tries.

on Jun 02, 2008

WE WANT A NEW PROTEST CHANT!

When do we want it?

NOW!

on Jun 05, 2008
Obama is the weaker candidate without a doub


yeah all that intelligence, morals and ability to comprehend reality do put him at a disadvantage to the addled old geezer the Republicans put up.

Gee it was funny to watch McCain get his ASS handed to him when his speech was compared to Obama's. Next time you watch McSame on the news go ahead and just add in the audio clips from Grampa Simpson, they are virtually identical.
on Jun 05, 2008
yeah all that intelligence, morals and ability to comprehend reality do put him at a disadvantage to the addled old geezer the Republicans put up.


Oh yeah, being on the take with Rezko is now somehow "moral" and "intelligent"?

Obama is bought and paid for by slime, I see why you back him.
on Jun 05, 2008

I'm one of those who was previously a Dem but can't support Obama.  That doesn't mean that I'm crazy about McCain either.  I am reminded of the classic South Park election between a Douche Bag and a Turd Sandwich. 

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on Jun 06, 2008
I'm one of those who was previously a Dem but can't support Obama.


If you don't support Obama now you CERTAINLY are no Democrat.
on Jun 06, 2008
Oh yeah, being on the take with Rezko is now somehow "moral" and "intelligent"?


Except for the fact that even the rabid rightwing psychotic populating the faux noise network are too intelligent for your imbecillic drivel. Face facts you have NOTHING on Obama and he has 50 to 60 IQ points on you
on Jun 19, 2008
Someone mentioned it on the news this morning, but if Obama does secure the nomination, people will wish Hillary would have continued.  Obama is the weaker candidate without a doubt.


Obama just went through about 15 months of campaigning against one of the largest and most powerful political machines...and won. McCain will have his ass handed to him, and the polls are already showing this to be the case.
on Jun 20, 2008
politico
Except for the fact that even the rabid rightwing psychotic populating the faux noise network are too intelligent for your imbecillic drivel. Face facts you have NOTHING on Obama and he has 50 to 60 IQ points on you


Well, Politico, Wet birds don't fly at night!
on Jul 05, 2008
'm one of those who was previously a Dem but can't support Obama.


I'm sorry to hear about your full frontal lobotomy because that is the ONLY way that something like that makes sense.
on Jul 05, 2008
If you don't support Obama now you CERTAINLY are no Democrat.


Why should a person support a party? You vote for whatever candidate would make the best president. If he/she feels that Obama wouldn't be as good of a president as McCain, the so be it. Political parties bring out the worst in us. Think on your own, just don't vote because of a party.
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